Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Windows 7. Jesus Christ, will Microsoft EVER get ANYTHING right???

So I downloaded Windows 7 RC1 and tossed it on a spare hard drive to see what's up.  WinDose 7 has been in the works for a LONG time now and is supposed to be Microsoft's apology for Vista (kind of like XP SP1 and SP2 were apologies for XP in its original state).  I'll save any possible readers a lot of time right now and tell everyone I'm keeping my XP machine.  If that's all you wanted to know (should I still stay with XP?), then the answer is a resounding YES!  For God's sake...keep at least ONE XP machine in your house.  Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

Previously I posted about how bad Vista is.  I'll admit right here and now that I'm writing this post on a Vista machine!  Just installed SP2 in fact.  It was my hope that Microsoft actually fixed the problem with their RSS feeds not updating properly.  It didn't, despite claims right there in the release notes that it did!  Vista is just SOOOO horrible.  I get lockups so frequently, it's scary and they come without warning and robs you of all your work.  Mind you, I have actually chosen to send them error reports in the hope of a fix, but gave up on that after nothing got done.  So WHY am I typing this on a Vista machine?  Because HP, Dell and everyone else are in bed with Microsoft (literally, I hear skin friction) and they FORCE you to get Vista with their new systems.  Want a new laptop?  You HAVE to get Vista.  I even asked the kid at Best Buy "Can I have XP with this?"  'No, there's no compatible firmware with the hardware'.  Over time that changed and firmware and drivers did slowly appear for my system.  But they're only 80% compatible.  Audio is the biggest problem as the audio and modem hardware are now a single piece of hardware on the motherboard.  WHO DESIGNS THESE THINGS???  The MODEM and the AUDIO are slapped together???  WHY for God's sake?  I'll buy the ethernet and modem together.  That's fine.  But modem and audio???  Anyway, the XP driver that works causes the modem to go wonky or the audio to not work or the headphone jack to work without shutting off the speakers or the microphone doesn't work at all...etc etc etc.  The wireless light stays yellow and never goes blue so you don't know if you're ACTUALLY disabled or not.  Basically you CAN go XP if you want, but you sacrifice a lot.  So WHY aren't the hardware folks providing drivers for XP AND Vista?  Money.  They get an assload of money IF they play ball and go Vista.  Otherwise, they get shit and that's something consumers should have pushed back on more.  Some did, mind you and eventually force HP and Dell (especially Dell) to provide XP fallback disks and firmware/drivers for XP if the customer HATED Vista (which most did) but with each generation of machine that comes out, that fallback position gets weaker and weaker.  So bad, in fact, that Ubuntu is now making major headway as the Vista alternative.  Yep.  People will go to great lengths and learn Linux rather than adopt Vista.  I love that.  The result?  Microsoft can only claim a 25% adoption rate of Vista and that figure is SUCH a lie.  Actual upgrades from XP to Vista cannot exceed 5%, they can't.  The other 20% are people who get new hardware because they HAVE to get Vista with it.  Period.  End of story.  Vista is an abortion and Microsoft KNOWS IT.  So what are they doing?  They're hammering their engineers, HAMMERING THEM to get Windows 7 out NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.  They want to sell it at Christmas.  "Here's our next piece of shit!  BUY IT PLEASE!!!"  Ok, I'm game...I downloaded your Release Candidate 1 and all the updates.  My results??  Well if you've made it this far, you're a masochist, but OK...I'll list my results as only a masochist would want to upgrade to Windows 7.  Seriously.

We'll begin with the total and complete lack of hardware support.  Following right on the heels of Vista's 5% adoption rate due to lack of hardware support for legacy systems, with the 64 bit system most painfully lacking ANY drivers - even for PRINTERS, Windows 7 will be Microsoft's next push to keep the planet from using ANY hardware that isn't signed off on by the RIAA, MPAA and other major contributors to Microsoft's bottom line.  My Soundblaster Live 5.1 card was dead from the moment the drive came up.  DEAD.  Worked fine with XP.  Worked fine with Vista.  Worked fine with Ubuntu.  But as soon as Windows 7 came up...WHAM!  No sound.  I'm already unimpressed.  Next...my ATI Radeon card functioned fine as a VGA device, but could not render any 3D imaging.  What's going ON??  Well Microsoft, who used to LOVE Creative and made sure the Soundblasters worked out of the box starting with Windows 3.1, but ever since those damned MP3 files came out, the love between Microsoft and Creative was lost.  WHY?  Because Creative KNOWS its customer base and refused to nuke technology like recording "What you hear" and so forth and it has cost them DEARLY.  I don't know of a motherboard manufacturer that utilizes Creative's decades of audio experience to create on-board hardware/firmware to give end-users Soundblaster technology without having to plug in a card or external device and that's really sad.  So they sit, off to the side, watching PC/Laptop technology evolve so quickly that you can't get laptop with an expansion slot for different audio or video.  You get what you get and you better like it or get something else.  Oh, you COULD get USB technology for an external sound device (and I did) but that's a goddamned pain in the ass.  Works GREAT if you have a docking station for your laptop at home and you use it for multimedia...but as for portability, creative has missed a boat that sailed 10 years ago.  They're trying to make it up with MP3 players and all kinds of other stuff, but it's just not the same. I want  CREATIVE technology in EVERY machine I use!  Period.  My ATI card has video passthrough technology...and that's also a no no so NO drivers for that either!  Guess I'll have to use something else that's "Windows 7 Certified".  Now, on to the O/S itself.  Wow.  Talk about underdeveloped.  You know what I'm seeing with each generation of O/S that comes from Microsoft?  Less and Less and Less advanced functionality for the user.  And it all gets back to this itch Microsoft can't scratch...how to keep the end user as "stupid" as possible.  The control panel is absolutely naked.  I can't do a thing with it.  I looked EVERYWHERE for that "Classic Control Panel" button but it's nowhere to be found.  I'm assuming there's a setting I need to put in the registry or whatever...it's just...you know what?  I gave up there I think.  I said to myself "is this worth looking at any further?" and the answer was a resounding NO.

Windows 7 RC1 sucks ass and if this is their RELEASE CANDIDATE and they want a production retail run by Christmas????  COUNT ME OUT.  No Windows 7 for me.  No Vista if I can at all avoid it (which is getting really hard to do).  I'm STAYING with XP SP3 on every single machine I squeeze it into.  Forever and ever and ever and ever.  WHY?  Because it WORKS.  Because it has FUNCTIONALITY I CAN USE!  Because it was released only 8 years ago (can you believe that?  October 2001...wow)  and after like 6 years, they FINALLY got it right and that's why people LOVE IT and want to STAY WITH IT!  You know what the smartest thing Microsoft could do right now??  Put Windows 7 back on the shelf and find a way to integrate the good stuff from Vista (like the visual experience, which really is pretty slick even though it's a MAC rip off) back into XP and release something like XSTA.  LOL.  Wait...that's a kick ass idea.  HEY, MICROSOFT...gimme XSTA!
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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Vista SUCKS, as predicted...

So I decided to get myself a toy this year to compliment my outgoing personality. I finally bought a laptop so I could GET OUT OF THIS FRIKKIN' HOUSE! :) My initial choice was a cheapo dealie from our local Best Buy, but the kid working the Computer section on the day I visited read me like a book! "Dude, this thing is going to make you miserable...you're a gamer, aren't you???" Indeed I am. I live on video sites too...so the stock graphics chip on the low end crud box I set my sights on wouldn't have been able to run jack. For an extra Ben Franklin, I got myself the newest Presario Notebook and I have to say, I got a nice toy for the most part. It needs more memory, hard drive space etc...but for an off the shelf experience this was initially happy one to be sure. It's got an AMD Turion 64X2 chip in it with Nvidia graphics and a blazing wifi card....and I was happy happy happy until...

I'm happily working away one day and got a request to do some audio processing for some folks. I have my machine with me and THOUGHT I was about to dazzle everyone with my mad skills. See at home I've got a Linux box now with some VERY slick software a la Ubuntu Studio and my old XP machine is simply a huge ass audio/visual production studio now. I'd moved a bunch of stuff onto the new machine and trusted my 20 some odd years in tech support would allow me to get 99% of it working with Vista, which was my ONLY choice for an O/S on this new machine as XP isn't even a choice due to non-existent drivers for some of the new hardware (audio and modem on a single chip??? What an ODD design!) and a dual boot Linux attempt nearly melted the PC speakers with a faulty firmware package. Anyway, I installed the requisite software for my immediate needs and went to work my magic, only to find THERE IS NO AUDIO CAPTURE FUNCTIONALITY AT ALL...zero, zilch...NOTHING. Panic and sweat ensue and I excuse myself so I can be humiliated elsewhere. I hit our local Panera and begin Googling while sipping on a hot cinnamon coffee dealie...and find the root cause. Microsoft in Conjunction with HP apparently forced Conexant to release an audio driver that only provides OUTPUT with their new SmartAudio hardware, all other functionality deliberately prevented. The only audio input is routed through two condenser mics on the screen and a mic jack on the front that is so badly compressed it can't possibly be used for anything other than voice recording. If you tear apart the software and the various installs available from all 3 providers, you can physically see the Stereo Mixer functionality RIGHT THERE, ready to use...but disabled in so many places I couldn't get it to work even with some home made DLLs and whatnot. I found during some trials with other 3rd party drivers the Sony Vaios are even more hobbled - Sony's answer to the rootkit fiasco when they first tried to shut down home audio processing "Just turn it off before they even get their new machines home - that'll fix 'em".

So my earlier rants about Vista taking away our personal liberties have all come true...I'm living the nightmare. Vista is three thousand steps backwards from XP, it's Big Brother telling me what I can and cannot do with equipment I BOUGHT with my hard earned money and use in the privacy of my own home. The real bitch of it is, I can't just pop in another audio card and move on with my life...it's the Brave New World..everything on board with a single firmware source controlling multiple pieces of functionality...screw with one too much and you may nuke your entire machine.

So I have buyer's regret now. Well, not totally. I mean, for a good amount of stuff I do, this fits the bill well and there is some slickness to be sure. But this bullshit with audio capture and processing being shut off has GOT TO GO!! To HP, SHAME ON YOU for participating in this nonsense, I thought more of you. To Microsoft - suck it, I'm all Linux from now on and you can take my XP machine from me when I'm dead and cold. Hell, I've still got two Windows 3.11 machines running! As well as Win95, Win98 and Win2000 machines fully functional. hee hee hee I've got the Museum of Windows over here!! And they ALL RUN BETTER THAN VISTA!!

To all of you in the market for new machines moving forward, LOOK CAREFULLY at what the manufacturer has hobbled before you buy....and write reviews of your experience on the appropriate websites so the rest of us can more readily determine what our real choices are. It is my hope that with enough buyer boycott of machines thusly disabled, we can force manufacturers into smarter decisions. Hell, Dell already caved and released updated drivers which re-enable the audio capture on their new machines...let's please get everyone else to follow suit.
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Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Alas, dear Microsoft, at long last our long dance of hatred is at an end...

These are VERY interesting times in the history of home PC operating systems...VERY interesting times indeed.  I recently meandered my way through the aisles of a retail store whose home office previously valued my employment and, to my amazement, boxes and boxes and boxes of Microsoft's new offering recently tagged "Vista" sat there unpurchased and largely igored which is not surprising given the initial price tag of $399.  FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS to upgrade from XP to Vista??!!!  You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!??  Well, that's what I said and then heard it repeated from fellow shoppers walking by the Vista display, shooting looks of disgust, dismay, anger, disbelief and anything other than the look of awe Microsoft was hoping for.  Yet, the "id" in me was telling me I HAD to save up for it, HAD to be part of "the scene", HAD to see the much ballyhooed glim and gloss what was Microsoft Vista...and it was tearing me up inside because there is just NO WAY right now I can justify an expenditure of FOUR HUNDRED dollars for a new operating system when the one I have just became stable last year and has frankly been behaving quite well since that time.  I hate to say this...I have vomit in my throat (for real), but I think I actually LIKE XP now!  Scary, but true.  See, I know XP now, inside and out...every single .db, .dll...all the connections and all the possible WONDERFUL modifications that can be made to get everything done that I need or want to have done without any hassle whatsoever.  I OWN this computer, in every sense of the word and the thought of moving over to yet another new O/S that I know nothing about and would probably cripple my joy of computers for years to come just didn't sit well with me....but there was still that voice telling me YOU HAVE TO GET IT!!!!....until......

Microsoft Vista was due to be released around March of 2006 and then was delayed until that summer due to the need for further "testing and QA to assure a quality product to our consumers."  Uh huh...they'd also changed names from Longhorn to Vista recently (to try and purge the public memory of this system being SEVEN YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT) and there were rumours and leaks everywhere of yet another disasterous release by the now infamous Microsoft development team.  And so we waited.  Well, the summer came and went, but not without some Beta releases finally coming out for folks to play with...and then the truth of it started setting in.  This WAS another disasterous release from Microsoft.  You might remember the whole XP SP1 fiasco and SP2 being released basically to prevent an avalanche of lawsuits due to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of security holes.  Well, this one was WORSE.  And so, Vista was delayed AGAIN until the following holiday season and they even missed that, finally unleashing Vista in January.  Now, mind you, copies of XP Pro STILL sell for anywhere from $88 to $330, depending on who's trying to rob you - which is pretty good staying power for an OS that's been around longer than my kids.  LOL.  But a harbinger of doom has set in on MONTH FOUR of Vista's retail release...the retail price of Windows Vista Ultimate has ALREADY FALLEN TO $259 via Microsoft's new "Digital Locker", which has already fallen victim to scammers and spammers inviting customers to faux lockers that do nothing but provide the thieves with your ID and Password for your Windows Live account!!!!  It's an unmitigated disaster in Microsoft's history and I can't imagine how happy Bill Gates is to finally be rid of the behemoth that was his company.  Their new, ULTRA safe (not) system with an ULTRA easy (not) UI and ULTRA fantastic (not) features lost 35% of its value in a little over 3 MONTHS.

I still couldn't believe any of this was for real, and so I turned to several respected TV shows that regularly use and review various software products and tried to get their bead on Vista.  The very first show I turned to was supposed to have a "spokesperson from microsoft" available to help them figure out some of Vista's new features.  Apparently shame has already taken hold of all that is Microsoft and they sent some poor bastard from one of their QA departments to be cannon fodder for what would prove to be my first reason to start veering away from Vista, at LIGHT SPEED.  I won't bore you with all of the details, but basically this was the selling point from Microsoft's "spokesperson":  'Listen, you can try to save pennies and hang onto XP for the next few years, but all you'll be doing is falling further and further behind the direction today's software development is taking and eventually you won't be able to run anything.'  Huh??  That's it????  The reason I should switch to Vista is that NOT switching will result in a productivity implosion due to obsolesence???  Something just wasn't making sense.  Oh, and the final thought of the day was this:  'I wouldn't even recommend upgrading just your Operating System since nearly ALL OF THE MACHINES OUT THERE NOW ARE UNABLE TO RUN VISTA - we're actually encouraging everyone to go out and buy a newer, high end computer that can meet today's software and hardware needs.'  NOW I was PISSED.

So let me get this straight...you worked on a product for SEVEN YEARS and the final release to the public will require the retirement of EVERY PC ON THE PLANET and then repurchases of EVERY APPLICATION ON THE PLANET because nothing in existence today can run on your operating system!!????  I was aghast.  Then my phone started ringing...see, I'd asked a bunch of folks from my family to watch the same program so they could start preparing for a Vista upgrade as well and know what they were getting into....and they were ALL ROYALLY PISSED at me now.  "We have to get NEW computers??  You just bought this one for us 3 months ago!"  "We have to buy all new software now, because everything you just installed doesn't work now??"  etc etc etc

So...here's where I'm at...this is what everything up there has led me to...a final, sad and (for me) pretty SCARY decision - I'm not doing it!!!  I'm not even going to LOOK at Vista....no way, no how.  A 3 Ghz machine with a Gig of memory, a 300 Gig hard drive, X-series ATI video card, Soundblaster digitial/analog audio card, firewire, 6 USB ports and all the bells and whistles should be able to run any goddamn Operating System in existence today and IF it can't, then something is SERIOUSLY WRONG with that operating system.  I'm sorry, I may sound a little old school here, but 20 years ago the same machine needed to run what I am right now took up half a living room and had to be cooled with freon to keep the components from frying themselves....I swear to God.  Now I'm supposed to believe it can't run a Windows desktop????  That's just WRONG and a company so CRIMINALLY out of touch with its customer base needs to cease existing PERIOD.

"Oh my God, you're so stupid...if you don't switch to Vista what the hell are you going to use???"  Linux.  Yeah, I know...it's Open Source and 90% of the people running it are computer wiz geeks and there's poor support in place for noobs and there's no real, single desktop package in existence that can mirror exactly what Windows offers and blah blah blah blah blah...but, you know what?  What IS out there is close enough...close enough that HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of users are now making the switch.  And not just because of Vista's pricetag or the MANDATORY hardware and software upgrades, but because we're now learning that is just the tip of the iceburg.  See, I just found out yesterday that the intent of Vista never was to create a delightful user experience for the average home pc customer...nope...the REAL intent of Vista is to ROB YOU OF ALL FREEDOM with regards to the music, video and software that YOU OWN and enjoy using!!!  I'll say it more simply:  IF YOU INSTALL MICROSOFT VISTA ON YOUR COMPUTER, YOU WILL LOSE ANY AND ALL CONTROL OF YOUR MUSIC, VIDEOS AND SOFTWARE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY MICROSOFT A FEE FOR EVERY SINGLE THING YOU TRY TO USE ON YOUR COMPUTER...every song, every video, every piece of software....AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY SEE USING THEIR NEW REMOTE MONITORING SOFTWARE, THEY WILL CRIPPLE YOUR PC!!!!!  IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT INTO THEIR TERMS OF SERVICE!!!!

Yep...that's right, Big Brother LIVES and he's coming to a computer near you.  Don't just take my word for it...read these articles PLEASE!  They detail Microsoft's intent to control every electron in your PC and try to bully all hardware and software vendors into selling products that ONLY work with Vista.  THIS IS CRIMINAL PEOPLE!!!

http://www.aaxnet.com/editor/edit043.html
http://www.andyjarrett.co.uk/andy/blog/index.cfm/2007/2/2/Vista-banned-from-running-on-virtualization-software
http://itnews.johntelford.com/2007/03/vista-banned.html
http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=197800480

Vista will completely and totally disable any hardware/software that MICROSOFT FEELS is not in keeping with digital rights managements.  It's not a choice for you...it's a choice they're making FOR YOU and they are remotely disabling ALL software and ALL hardware that they feel could be used to circumvent digital protections and this includes every video card on the market now that doesn't have a Vista sticker on it, every sound card that allows for analog input, ALL software that can be used to emulate, obtain or distribute digitally protected media etc etc etc.  WITH VISTA THEY WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND PERSONAL FREEDOMS AND BEGIN TO CONTROL EVERY FACET OF YOUR ONLINE EXISTENCE.  So...I'm OUT...O-U-T...out....all done...GOODBYE MICROSOFT!!!  I hope every single person who continues to propogate this product and rob American citizens of their individual freedoms dies a prolonged, horrible death...I'm not kidding!  This is MADNESS people!!  ABANDON MICROSOFT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

So yeah - there you go.  I'm already looking at a standardized desktop image for my entire family utilizing Linux and everything that windows has typically offered.  What I'm finding is that there is a whole host of stuff out there that I simply was too lazy to learn about previously, having been spoiled rotten by too many years of Windows.  Let go of Windows Media Viewer...let it go...Winamp is WAY better and can do many many more fun things and comes with a feature-rich free module and for some more pennies (literally) a Pro version that's just the nuts.  Let GO of Microsoft Office...there's now OPEN Office...lol...and it does all the same things for FREE.  Let GO of MSN Messenger...it sucks anyway and there's no end to other IM possibilties.  Let GO of Internet Explorer...it was officially replaced by Firefox a year ago anyway.  Just let GO...YOU DON'T NEED MICROSOFT ANYTHING!!!  Say goodbye to Microsoft...and keep your FREEDOM for God's sakes.

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